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Sunday, November 28, 2010

Rajnikanth becomes a butt of the jokes

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“Endhiran” which completed 50 days recently is said to be becoming weaker and weaker, according to the collections. The movie is already thrown out of the theaters in other languages and now is facing tough time to get pushed to 75 days.





“Endhiran” which completed 50 days recently is said to be becoming weaker and weaker, according to the collections. The movie is already thrown out of the theaters in other languages and now is facing tough time to get pushed to 75 days. Of course, the Rajnikanth’s fan association is making all preparations to make the movie a 100 day bonanza.

Meanwhile, coming to the movie superstar Rajnikanth, the actor has become a butt of a joke among the movie audiences in the north India. Here are the top jokes on superstar Rajnikanth.

Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano

Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

Michael Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!

Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

Rajinikanth can divide by zero.

Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

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